- Twitter. Tweet. Tweeting. Did you see what he tweeted? I’m going to tweet that.
- Follow. @-reply. I’m following @ev. I’m unfollowing @lancearmstrong. @BarackObama Congratulations on that Nobel Prize :)
- Tweet. Retweet. RT. RT @piscivorous “@LisaKenney should write a Twitter chrestomathy.” Guess who’s a Tigers fan RT @shitmydadsays I wanted to see Detroit win. Reading about ereaders http://bit.ly/3TbGUz (via @mashable).
- Link. URL. URL shortener. bit.ly tr.im is.gd tinyurl.com
- Trending topics. Hashtag. #iranelection. I am in here #infsum.
- Follow Friday. #ff #internetcelebrities @dooce @feliciaday @ICHCheezburger.
Inspired by @piscivorous and @LisaKenney.
With apologies to Ludvik Zamenhof.